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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Menu Hilarity
I love Mei Long Village, but their menu is in dire need of a makeover. Unless, of course, they are intentionally trying to crack me up every time I visit.
Or it could be one of those "white boy" menus (no offense) designed to scare those who couldn't read Chinese (ABCs included) into ordering the usual egg rolls with sweet sour chicken...until one day someone realizes that the neutralized goose is totally kick-ass.
Seriously, though, you should pretend that you are absolutely shocked and hand the owner a dictionary the next time you're there. Better yet, offer some helpful suggestions in exchange for a future order of neutralized goose.
2 comments:
Mmmm... neutralized goose!
Or it could be one of those "white boy" menus (no offense) designed to scare those who couldn't read Chinese (ABCs included) into ordering the usual egg rolls with sweet sour chicken...until one day someone realizes that the neutralized goose is totally kick-ass.
Seriously, though, you should pretend that you are absolutely shocked and hand the owner a dictionary the next time you're there. Better yet, offer some helpful suggestions in exchange for a future order of neutralized goose.
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