In the spirit of bipartisanship, I have selected two of the best muffins from today's attempt at Dorie Greenspan's "Big Carrot Cake" recipe. Like our two major party candidates, these giant muffins want you to believe they are better than the average cupcake, that they'll deliver wholesome, healthy ingredients with enough sweetness and zest to make life pleasant, and that they'll satisfy for a long time to come.
But I'd be lying if I said I don't hope to wake up Wednesday morning and find one party's candidate like this muffin: demolished beyond recognition.
PS. I realize it's not a perfect metaphor. Let it go and go vote already!
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